Screw positive thinking

I am working really hard on self improvement and working on my pessimistic negative attitude. However this is the sabbath of positive attitude for RTT and my positive attitude is taking a rest.

I am pretty sure today might be the day I make that Oxygen show Snapped. Have you seen it. I always tell my sister I am a lifetime movie waiting to happen.. Gee you never would have guessed that about her..she was so nice and quite.. HA!

What is with the one step forward two steps back? I was never a good dancer anyway.

When I win millions of dollars in the lottery I am going to buy a bunch of cheaper cars and just smash into people who annoy me on the road. And your middle finger?? Do you really think that shocks me or makes me feel bad?? Ha! It means job well done if you ask me!!

I think married women ought to get at least 4 free passes a year to hit their husbands upside the head with something really heavy. I also think that only 4 passes (seasonal) doesn't really cover it so we woman are having to use a lot of restraint.

Why do we teach little girls about fairy tales. It's really false advertising. I am going to start teaching my daughter how Cinderella got up everyday of her life and went to her cube and spent an hour a day wanting to stab the guy three aisles over with a pencil in the eye because she knows WAY to much about his life and cares about none of it and honestly is shocked he found a woman to marry him. I do look forward the maybe meeting her. I am expecting an alien being of some sort.

I am wondering if I should be concerned about all these violent compulsions in my head.

Why is it I always feel like the fattest girl around but they never have my size in the clearance section.

Why is it ok for you to listen to the entire political speech at your desk LOUDLY without headphones but I can't talk about MY spiritual thoughts in earshot of you?
Maybe I don't WANT to hear that political speech when I am trying to work.

If wonder if Rob and Kristen are really together or if its a stunt for the movie coming out.

Ok I am tired and my brain hurts. I think its a day I should not drive anywhere because I might just keep driving.

Bah humbug