Thanksgiving RTT edition

I am thankful for so many things and appreciate all the normal family, friends, job etc... but here are JUST A FEW (I could go forever) that maybe don't get the props they deserve.
I am grateful for whoever invented elastic.. seriously let your elastic be shot in your drawers or your knee socks and you will appreciate it greatly as well.
In the same line.. Lycra... According to Lycra.com Lycra was invented by a team of scientist in 1958 and specifically one Joe Shiver at DuPont. I would just like to say thank you. Thanks to Lycra MY belly, does not pull a Santa and shake like a bowl full of jelly.
MMM Jelly.... I would like to thank smuckers and welches and the person who thought of Apple Butter. I don't LIKE butter. Just never have, which is odd since I like most any food that doesn't outrun me, but butter no. Apple Butter HOLEY CRAP BATMAN, I could bath in it. I have eaten WAY to many biscuits before simply as a transport device for apple butter.
Bill Gates.. you changed our life and world and if it wasn't for you I would probably be working right now (manually) and not pissing away work time on the internet. Bless You. I honestly cannot imagine life without the internet and can't wait for my Itouch so I can have MORE internet!
Cheese! I think that speaks for itself. I BOW down to whoever invented Cheese.
ummm sticky womens products with Wings.. When I was around 10 I read Judy Blume's Are you there God, It's Me Margaret. It was like 1982-1983.. I was confounded and confused by the passages talking about wearing belts around your waist that you attached your neccessaries to during that time. Say WHAT?? And heaven forbid I had to deal with what happened before the Belt thingy...
Reality TV... its both a blessing and a curse.. like really NO not everyone should be famous and especially not for doing nothing. However I feel MUCH better about myself and my life and have given up therapy simply based on these programs and my decision that I am completely normal and boring and doing JUST FINE.

Happy Thanksgiving and a huge Charlie Brown Thank you to these wonderful things in my life!